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Pre-read: The Strength of the Few was getting too intense last night (aka I would've kept reading until the wee hours of the morning but I needed to work today), so I picked this up for a change of pace and to finish out the series (and Katie Bailey's entire backlist, I believe).
— Dec 12, 2025 09:36AM
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~ I stick to romance books, live vicariously through the heroines on my Kindle.
Me: 🙋🏻♀️
— Dec 12, 2025 09:40AM
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~ “No way in hell or hades or valhalla or any other culture on earth’s version of an eternal netherworld of fire and brimstone and mortal peril and torture am I being your fake ex-ex-girlfriend for an evening.”
— Dec 12, 2025 09:38AM
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~ Men shouldn’t be allowed to wear backwards baseball caps. There’s no reason why a ball cap and a white t-shirt should be as sexy as—if not more sexy than—a well-cut suit on a man.
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~ If Winston was a cereal, he’d be Raisin Bran. With room temperature milk and extra raisins. Raisins are the devil’s food—why take a perfectly good grape and turn it into a withered monstrosity?
— Dec 12, 2025 09:37AM
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~ That day, as I stood there, entirely stunned and wondering if she’d been raised in a barn by a pack of wild monkeys, I realized the chances of my marrying Courtney Turner were lower than a fur coat making it through a PETA rally unscathed.
Me: yikes!
— Dec 12, 2025 09:37AM
Me: yikes!
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~ The first time I laid eyes on Courtney Turner, my first thought was “I’m going to marry that girl someday.”
Me: awwww
— Dec 12, 2025 09:36AM
Me: awwww
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~ My blood is a million degrees and you could probably fry an egg on my face.
But, at least I stood my ground so he didn’t have the satisfaction of seeing me crack like said egg. There will be tap-dancing penguins colonizing the North Pole before that happens. Mark my words.
— Dec 12, 2025 09:36AM
But, at least I stood my ground so he didn’t have the satisfaction of seeing me crack like said egg. There will be tap-dancing penguins colonizing the North Pole before that happens. Mark my words.

