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Maria β
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Lmao henry writing his diary in latin is just about as on-brand as expected π referring to bunny as 'annoying rabbit' π tbh i would too
'Of course, he'd rather die than get a job.' Mood. π
Also the Grateful Dead mention caught me off-guard, i bought a sweater of them without knowing who they were π i sleep in it
— Dec 13, 2025 01:15AM
'Of course, he'd rather die than get a job.' Mood. π
Also the Grateful Dead mention caught me off-guard, i bought a sweater of them without knowing who they were π i sleep in it
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Maria β
is on page 192 of 629
May have manifested too hard last time coz it seems to have given Henry a serious case of spill-the-beans.
Also why tf is the next chapter over 100 pages long. Donna what are you trying to do to me.
— Dec 09, 2025 11:51AM
Also why tf is the next chapter over 100 pages long. Donna what are you trying to do to me.
Maria β
is on page 150 of 629
The need to know keeps me going. Wtf is going on. Donna certainly isn't telling me.
— Dec 07, 2025 11:23AM
Maria β
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"What are your plans for the future?"
βοΈ boring. plain. passΓ©.
"What are you doing for the next forty or fifty years of your life?"
β οΈ uncommon. specific. reminds man of his inescapable mortality.
Also bunny learning greek bcos he's dyslexic has some truth to it, english has a much higher rate of dyslexia because we don't have standardised spelling, fun fact π π
— Dec 06, 2025 03:42PM
βοΈ boring. plain. passΓ©.
"What are you doing for the next forty or fifty years of your life?"
β οΈ uncommon. specific. reminds man of his inescapable mortality.
Also bunny learning greek bcos he's dyslexic has some truth to it, english has a much higher rate of dyslexia because we don't have standardised spelling, fun fact π π
Maria β
is on page 49 of 629
Decided to dnf Babel bcos i haven't touched it since march lol, reading this instead. Babel can be for another time.
— Nov 30, 2025 01:52PM
'Whatever we call beautiful, we quiver before it. And what could be more terrifying and beautiful, to souls like the Greeks and our own, than to lose control completely?'
