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maria β˜†
maria β˜† is on page 222 of 629
Lmao henry writing his diary in latin is just about as on-brand as expected πŸ˜‚ referring to bunny as 'annoying rabbit' πŸ˜‚ tbh i would too

'Of course, he'd rather die than get a job.' Mood. πŸ˜”

Also the Grateful Dead mention caught me off-guard, i bought a sweater of them without knowing who they were πŸ˜‚ i sleep in it
Dec 13, 2025 01:15AM
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maria β˜†
maria β˜† is on page 445 of 629
Chapter 7 a rare short 50 pages we love to see it. Chapter 8 is literally the entire rest of the book tho 😭 worst part is that it does actually make sense to partition the book in this way so i cant even be properly mad at donna πŸ˜‚
Jun 17, 2026 09:38AM
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maria β˜†
maria β˜† is on page 424 of 629
Chapter 6 defeated why are there so many chapters with 100+ pages donna why are you doing this to me 😭 anyways my new job gives me a lot of empty time waiting for calls so i will transform into a reading fiend you've all been warned πŸ˜‚
Jun 16, 2026 05:37AM
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maria β˜†
maria β˜† is on page 307 of 629
y'all thought i dnf'ed but no i'm back at it XDD
PART 1 FINISHED who tf allowed donna tartt to make chapter 5 100 pages long
Jun 06, 2026 07:47AM
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maria β˜†
maria β˜† is on page 192 of 629
May have manifested too hard last time coz it seems to have given Henry a serious case of spill-the-beans.

Also why tf is the next chapter over 100 pages long. Donna what are you trying to do to me.
Dec 09, 2025 11:51AM
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maria β˜†
maria β˜† is on page 150 of 629
The need to know keeps me going. Wtf is going on. Donna certainly isn't telling me.
Dec 07, 2025 11:23AM
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maria β˜†
maria β˜† is on page 114 of 629
"What are your plans for the future?"
❌️ boring. plain. passé.
"What are you doing for the next forty or fifty years of your life?"
βœ…οΈ uncommon. specific. reminds man of his inescapable mortality.

Also bunny learning greek bcos he's dyslexic has some truth to it, english has a much higher rate of dyslexia because we don't have standardised spelling, fun fact πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚
Dec 06, 2025 03:42PM
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maria β˜†
maria β˜† is on page 49 of 629
Decided to dnf Babel bcos i haven't touched it since march lol, reading this instead. Babel can be for another time.

'Whatever we call beautiful, we quiver before it. And what could be more terrifying and beautiful, to souls like the Greeks and our own, than to lose control completely?'
Nov 30, 2025 01:52PM
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