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Alfie
is 50% done
does this author know that cows are female? maybe the main character isn't aware because according to his hallucinations "cows want pussy just like the next guy" and "they're all brothers"
— Dec 13, 2025 08:35AM
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Alfie
is 15% done
I don't understand the low rating, I mean this is obviously extreme horror/splatterpunk full of disgusting bits, literally. It's good at what it's doing, and it's well written as well, which I definitely didn't expect going into it. You can actually sympathise with Steven too, at least up to where I'm at
— Nov 08, 2025 09:08AM
