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'I used an eighth-century dialect that has since become accepted as the formal tongue of the Japanese royal family,' said the Doctor. 'I expect they were a bit surprised. And I doubt they understood more than one word in ten. Which is just as well. Because what I actually said was "Make way! For I am the official keeper of the Emperor's penguins and I must hurry because his majesty's laundry basket is on fire."'
— Dec 14, 2025 05:02PM
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Joe Kessler
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"'This fridge,' said the Doctor, 'will be bursting with all manner of good things to eat. I will remember to go back and fill it especially.'
The fridge door unsealed on the Doctor's third pull. A river of freezing air flowed out over his knees. Waving away the vapour he peered in at the empty shelves. So I forget, thought the Doctor. There's never a temporal paradox around when you need one."
— Dec 18, 2025 10:43AM
The fridge door unsealed on the Doctor's third pull. A river of freezing air flowed out over his knees. Waving away the vapour he peered in at the empty shelves. So I forget, thought the Doctor. There's never a temporal paradox around when you need one."
Joe Kessler
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This is fun, but uhhhh where is the Doctor? Really weird choice to keep him absent for so long, especially when we just had a new companion join the TARDIS in the last book. This should be Benny's first big adventure, and she and the Doctor are both totally AWOL so far.
— Nov 17, 2025 09:49AM
