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Melyssa
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“Do you not know what they’ve done with a candy cane?”
“No,” I say on a laugh. “What did they do?”
He leans in close to my ear and whispers, “Sexual things.”
“Oof.” I clench my legs together. “Wouldn’t that burn?”
LITERALLY ME. I love Storee and Cole but I get a UTI every time I think of the candy cane scene oof. Also she hates chocolate oranges too she’s like me fr??
— Dec 14, 2025 08:51PM
“No,” I say on a laugh. “What did they do?”
He leans in close to my ear and whispers, “Sexual things.”
“Oof.” I clench my legs together. “Wouldn’t that burn?”
LITERALLY ME. I love Storee and Cole but I get a UTI every time I think of the candy cane scene oof. Also she hates chocolate oranges too she’s like me fr??
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Melyssa
is 59% done
Finishing Finlay book 5 today so I can work through this again because having two comedic audiobooks at once is a little hard to juggle. But also why do the steamy scenes always start when I’m walking into my break room to clock in for work I stg lollll
— Dec 14, 2025 08:02AM
Melyssa
is 45% done
Not me loving Storee and Cole so much more than Max and Betty yet I’m still not interested in reading book 1 oops. 💀 Max is kinda getting better, but I feel like I’d still hate him if he wasn’t voiced by Teddy Hamilton idk. The banter between Max and the narrator is A+ though.
— Dec 10, 2025 11:41AM
