Julia Elizabeth’s Reviews > Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs? And Other Questions About Dead Bodies > Status Update
Julia Elizabeth
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The question about what happens when you die on a plane reminds me immediately of the second episode of Cabin Pressure.
It’s nice to know that airplanes have the same “no one is officially declared dead here because of paperwork” policy that Disney has.
— Dec 15, 2025 03:11PM
It’s nice to know that airplanes have the same “no one is officially declared dead here because of paperwork” policy that Disney has.
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Julia Elizabeth
is 60% done
“Protect yourself, by not googling [what a bezoar looks like].”
Too late I already did and now I want the fancy one in the gold Fabergé egg display
— Dec 15, 2025 03:21PM
Too late I already did and now I want the fancy one in the gold Fabergé egg display
Julia Elizabeth
is 59% done
Ooof as fun as the body exhibit sounds, I don’t love looking at a skinless person playing volleyball and wondering if they were a willing donation or an unjustly executed prisoner.
— Dec 15, 2025 03:12PM
Julia Elizabeth
is 13% done
Gonna eat some glitter before I die so that the bacteria party happening in my stomach can be a little more festive
— Dec 08, 2025 05:23PM
Julia Elizabeth
is 12% done
Don’t worry, the law, I would like to be jettisoned out into space when I die to create life on a new planet in a few hundred million years, so I’m not worried about turning myself into a cool skull that sits on my child’s desk.
— Dec 08, 2025 05:21PM
Julia Elizabeth
is 10% done
Can’t believe I was today years old when I learned that you could buy human bones on eBay until someone finally said maybe this isn’t a great idea
— Dec 08, 2025 05:19PM
