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"I forget how little you are sometimes”
"He means because you've got big-dog energy," Royce informed me with a smirk in the rearview mirror. "You act like you're six foot sometimes. Not a little yappy dog, like Jade."

“This is where I feel at home balls deep in your sweet cunt” WTF 😃

I smiled, thinking how Carter was just a big softy deep down. Really deep down, below the bad temper, control issues, and arrogant entitled bullshit.

“it means that I will eventually have to be the asshole, and I really don't want to do that. So...I figured I'd take the mature, adult approach to the whole thing.” She snorts a laugh “ignore it until it becomes a thing?” “Yup” I nod “exactly”

"What was offer about eating pussy again? Maybe you and I are the answer verything."

"Right," I mumbled. "So...where does that even leave me?"
Carly shrugged. "With Royce, obviously. Or me! I've never eaten
pussy before but I reckon I'd be excellent at it."

"I'd rather wax my own balls than tell your mom to chill the fuck out."

"Your mom is a psychopath," he muttered.
I snorted a laugh and nodded. "Yep.”