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Tea
is 35% done
i mean, this is super readable. it reads pretty much like a very mid work of fanfiction with corny dialogue and tons of logical inconsistencies, but without being forgiven by characters from the canon work that you already know and love. the characters here have no personalities. they’re plastic dolls in a house of tropes and it makes the author’s fanfic background rly obvious.
— Dec 17, 2025 06:33AM
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Tea
is 14% done
the vampire lore in this is so bad i almost can’t do this. ik this book isn’t meant to be read for its world building but it should at least make basic sense??? the vampires in this are effectively giant pandas. weak, useless, able to eat only one thing and shit at reproducing. why would you choose to write them like this?? to make the heroine particularly feeble against the big bad alpha lol?
— Dec 17, 2025 04:43AM
Tea
is 6% done
i just want to be one of the girls but i’m already annoyed. the vampire heroine convinced her human office job that she can only come in at night, but the place is full of coworkers while she’s there. the author literally forgot that she can’t come during regular hours?? she’s also impressed that a vampire woman didn’t age in 17 years like… why would that surprise you, you are literally a vampire too.
— Dec 17, 2025 02:58AM
