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friends I am locking in today and finishing part 5 I SWEARR because there is about 30 pages left

chat we have finally made it to part 5 out of 6....everyone stand up and applaud

"My good Rodion Romanovich! My heart and soul! My dearest! What's the matter?"

Porfiry is so funny for this because why is he lowkey flirting with Rodya but also if I had been in the room with someone who absolutely knew I committed a crime, and they proceeded to rage bait me and call me their dearest I WOULD CRASH OUTTT

"and then suddenly stun him right in the head, with an axe, sir— heh, heh, heh!—right on the head, to use your happy comparison, heh, heh!"

LMFAOO PORFIRY IS FOUL FOR THAT

and if I said I just spent 43 minutes on FOUR. PAGES. 🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥 HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE

i locked in and knocked out about 50 pages (which took an embarrassingly long time yall)

My favorite part of crime and punishment is razumikhin unintentionally reading raskolnikov to FILTH HAHAHA:

"a poor student, crippled by poverty and hypochondria, on the verge of a cruel illness and delirium, which may have already begun within him (note that!), insecure, vain, conscious of his worth, who for six months has sat in his corner seeing no one, in rags, in boots without soles [...]"

"Yes, I myself can now see that I am almost well," Raskolnikov said, kissing his mother and sister affably [...], he added, addressing Razumikhin and giving him a friendly handshake.

Rodya being affable and SMILING and giving Razumikhin a FRIENDLY handshake....who possessed this man...