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I know this is all very boring.
There was drama enough in my turbulent past:
Tears and passion - I've used up a tankful.
No news is good news, and long may it last.
If nothing much happens, I'm thankful.
A happier cabbage you never did see, My vegetable spirits are soaring.
If you're after excitement, steer well clear of me.
I want to go on being boring.

— Dec 18, 2025 10:06AM