Status Update

Hoda is 58% done

I like how vulnerable this guy is in this. He doesn’t shy away from describing the shame and doesn’t paint himself as a victim but you can’t help but cheer for him. He’s a good storyteller & he’s funny although sometimes the sarcastic humour feels like it’s trying too hard just a tad bit? Could he BE any more chandler? 😩

— Dec 18, 2025 12:28PM

Friends, Lovers, and the Big Terrible Thing

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Hoda’s Previous Updates

Hoda is 95% done

Bro rlly got hypnotized in the last session too damn that’s crazy.

— Dec 24, 2025 02:02PM

Hoda is 89% done

Quite the repetitive story but ig that’s the nature of addiction…

— Dec 23, 2025 07:33AM

Hoda is 82% done

Bro rlly hit his hero in the balls with a tennis ball in front of George Bush 💀💀 and the scene with the two girls he was cheating on come to his apartment while he was proposing to one of them and end up besties. Nah this gotta be a sitcom.

— Dec 22, 2025 02:28PM

Hoda is 75% done

We hit the rehab stage!!

— Dec 21, 2025 12:31PM

Hoda is 71% done

Bro fumbled so hard…TWICE!!! 🥀

— Dec 20, 2025 09:46AM

Hoda is 25% done

This guy is literally chandler what even

— Dec 18, 2025 03:50AM

Hoda is 15% done

LMAO Matty beat up Trudeau? Why does that make total sense 🤣