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Bogdan is peak malewife…

Jason and Connie…what if this crackship could work and by crackship I mean crack cocaine dealership

Kenny my sweet autistic child if anything happens to him I will end it all

"only God can kill Elizabeth" I'm actually not even sure God can kill her tbh

if the most prolific cocain dealer in the UK told me "No one is really straight, not deep down" I think I'd just take his word for it and not argue

WHEN WILL ED SHEERAN LEAVE ME ALONE

I too would should a man in the pp for watching a video on speaker in a cafe

Holy shit if someone would ignore a car bomb to come to my wedding I’d make them best man too

Who is Patrice again