Claire’s Reviews > Death on the Nile > Status Update

Calling it now it was cornelia and she's been fucking with miss van schyuler's clock. she rose up against the capitalist woman after being stirred to action by ferguson (who is secretly the guy who incites riots)

this is just like when ariana grande got with ethan slater who left his wife and newborn baby for her because she's ariana grande

ik this book was written in a different time and all but this line still sent me
"The fat woman in purple was looking radiant... Undoubtedly the fat had certain compensations in life... a zest—a gusto—denied to those of more fashionable contours"

plot feels like an AITA story or I've been watching too much smosh