Alejandra Guerrero’s Reviews > I Married a Dragon > Status Update

Dear GOD! Does the exposition never end?

So his tongue is forked? why are we learning this just now? This isn't the first time he has his tongue down her throat. And other places.

So, he thinks cats are horrible because they demand all your attention, withold affection until it suits them and expect you to "serve"them? How is that different from you, Cedros dear?

So, he does the bare minimum, like buying food she can actually eat and wait for her to give consent before doing sexual stuff (sometimes, not even all the time) and that's him bending over backwards to accommodate her needs? And nobody had ever gone so much out of their way to please her? Because waiting for consent instead of raping her is Oh, so difficult fo him! He's a male, and all males are constantly horny!

So... He's touched himself before, but never had an orgasm? I find that difficult to believe.

Well, at least they're finally talking about the mission, at least. They're doing nothing about it, but at this point I'll take any crumbs.

OMG! I can't believe that the exposition through dialogue keeps hapenning this far into the book!

Wow. He got a blue/white checkered blanket made instead of using the grass-colored ones he usually takes. He's bending over backwards to accomodate her needs, OMG! Swoon! (This was irony, BTW).

No word of the "super important" undercover mission yet. This manchild's pouting seems to be more important.

Gosh, this guy sure pouts a lot. the only thing he needs to do to be an adult toddler is throw a tantrum. Maybe that's coming. Argh.