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Just don’t propose by tweet - you never know who that tweet’s gonna go to.

I think I’ve been around celebrities enough to know not to listen to anything I don’t hear out of the horse’s mouth.

“Can you get rid of this?”, pointing to the tweet. Because I can’t just take it down. People get screenshots and share that $h!t for eternity. He’ll be playing whack-a-mile.

We have to see the world together. Have you ever been to Iceland? We have to go to Iceland - summer AND winter: it’s two different countries.

I’m “loo-gry.” I don’t get “hangry”, but I get loopy when I’m hungry, so “loo-gry.”

Speculation that my schlong is only shhhh because it’s missing the “long” part of it …

I like your eyes. Especially when they’re not surrounded by insect legs.

(Fake lashes?)

Everyone’s special.

You’re Sarah-special. That’s special-er.

Who we could have been is always a part of who we are.

Baby roulette. [in this case, baby Emma has gastrointestinal issues] Dude, you wanna hold her, you take the consequences.