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People are awesome. They’re complicated. Everyone has something they worry about. Everyone has someone they love. Everyone’s been through some kind of tragedy. But they still go out to baseball games and smile or head over to the theater and cry. The world’s full of people doing their best and we all f#ck up from time to time, but no one’s really evil.
— Dec 19, 2025 04:05PM
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Joycee
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Just don’t propose by tweet - you never know who that tweet’s gonna go to.
— Dec 19, 2025 04:37PM
Joycee
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I think I’ve been around celebrities enough to know not to listen to anything I don’t hear out of the horse’s mouth.
— Dec 19, 2025 04:35PM
Joycee
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“Can you get rid of this?”, pointing to the tweet. Because I can’t just take it down. People get screenshots and share that $h!t for eternity. He’ll be playing whack-a-mile.
— Dec 19, 2025 04:32PM
Joycee
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We have to see the world together. Have you ever been to Iceland? We have to go to Iceland - summer AND winter: it’s two different countries.
— Dec 19, 2025 04:29PM
Joycee
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I’m “loo-gry.” I don’t get “hangry”, but I get loopy when I’m hungry, so “loo-gry.”
— Dec 19, 2025 04:28PM
Joycee
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Speculation that my schlong is only shhhh because it’s missing the “long” part of it …
— Dec 19, 2025 04:26PM
Joycee
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I like your eyes. Especially when they’re not surrounded by insect legs.
(Fake lashes?)
— Dec 19, 2025 04:25PM
(Fake lashes?)
Joycee
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Everyone’s special.
You’re Sarah-special. That’s special-er.
— Dec 19, 2025 04:24PM
You’re Sarah-special. That’s special-er.
Joycee
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Baby roulette. [in this case, baby Emma has gastrointestinal issues] Dude, you wanna hold her, you take the consequences.
— Dec 19, 2025 04:16PM
