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13yo: Whatcha reading?
Me: Robinson Crusoe
13yo: Who is the idiot you keep mumbling about?
Me: Robinson Crusoe
The man was stunned that there were animals on the island who ate his pile of grapes he left on the ground. Quite frankly, I'm not sure he's suffered enough yet.
— 5 hours, 22 min ago
Me: Robinson Crusoe
13yo: Who is the idiot you keep mumbling about?
Me: Robinson Crusoe
The man was stunned that there were animals on the island who ate his pile of grapes he left on the ground. Quite frankly, I'm not sure he's suffered enough yet.
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Keeley
is 33% done
I love how Crusoe goes for a walk and sees all this beautiful land and his immediate thought is "this is rightfully mine!"
— 17 hours, 5 min ago
Keeley
is 32% done
...and, of course, he becomes a born-again Christian seeking for God to deliver him from what he views as poor decisions on his part that led to his quandary. 🙄 I also love how conveniently the next verse, which would be more applicable to his situation, is somehow ignored:
"16 To the wicked, however, God says,
“What right have you to recite My statutes
and to bear My covenant on your lips?"
Ugh, egoists.
— Dec 18, 2025 02:29PM
"16 To the wicked, however, God says,
“What right have you to recite My statutes
and to bear My covenant on your lips?"
Ugh, egoists.
Keeley
is 11% done
I love the hyperbole of comparing a lack of close neighbors and friends to being on a deserted island. Ask and you shall receive, I guess.
— Dec 16, 2025 11:03AM
