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Koala Ninja
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>“If you decide to change it, call my office.” He makes the phone hand gesture, the one old people use.
I’m honestly offended. We’re not that old. Telephone signs were barely disappearing in the early 2000s. Yes, we’re at that age, but come on, not ancient. At least we had a childhood without ChatGPT, socmed, or being glued to Wi-Fi 24/7. We actually lived before everything went permanently online. I miss that era .
— Dec 21, 2025 10:39AM
I’m honestly offended. We’re not that old. Telephone signs were barely disappearing in the early 2000s. Yes, we’re at that age, but come on, not ancient. At least we had a childhood without ChatGPT, socmed, or being glued to Wi-Fi 24/7. We actually lived before everything went permanently online. I miss that era .
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Koala Ninja
is 76% done
This is kind of unique in its own way. I’m starting to like this book. It’s a refresher from congested paranormal romance tropes. Unique, a little awkward but funny and adorable, never lust-driven 😬. The chemistry is spot-on. I almost feel it, until the phlegm- like blood color and the “knot” part pull me out. Adorable, just not lustful.
All in all, I’m loving it so far. I’ll see how it goes.
— Dec 24, 2025 06:21AM
All in all, I’m loving it so far. I’ll see how it goes.

