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“I need him to put me in contact with a friend of his.” I crush my lips to hers. “The blond guy who likes to kidnap priests.”

OMGGG SERGEI LOLL

So, with my eyes fixed on his, I lift my foot and slam it down on the protruding handle of the scissors, thrusting them further into his flesh. “That’s the obedient, well-bred, Italian girl for you.” I spit on his not-yet-cold body, then turn and rush to Massimo’s side.

YESSS I LOVE HER

“Any last words, Massimo?” Salvo’s condescending voice carries from inside. “Yes.”
“Well?” Salvo snaps. “I’m all ears.”
“I’LL MAKE YOU PAY FOR PUTTING YOUR FILTHY HANDS ON MY FUTURE WIFE, YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!”

😝😝

"You," Massimo rasps, tilting my chin up, "are the most beautiful thing I've ever set my eyes on. And if anyone makes you doubt how fucking gorgeous you are, I'll make them regret it for the rest of their lives."

i’m gonna cry i love him so much

he’s so worried about her safety it’s insane.

PS: What happened to the original gold ones?

Zahara, I gave instructions for them to be thrown into the Seine. They are at the bottom of the polluted river—a place where items that have caused you harm belong. I also figured that having the gold pieces around may stir up bad memories for you, and that’s not something I want you to experience.

bro i love him

My old jewelry box. And it contained six necklaces and two bracelets. Stunning pieces that were exact replicas of my old ones, with one exception. These were made of platinum instead of gold. It was you, wasn’t it?

awww omgg stop bro 🥹

PS: Why do you keep bringing up Adriano? No, he hasn’t dropped by. And he hasn’t been here since that lunch, which was more than a year ago. Why are you asking about him so much?

bro thinks adriano is gonna steal her away

Letter #208 (draft 2) Why does it matter if Adriano’s wife cheats on him? If the stupid motherfucker knows it and does nothing about it, he’s a fucking sissy. Is there something between you two? If he’s laid a— Fuck. Fuck. FUCK! I flush this goddamned attempt at a note down the toilet.

THIS IS TOO FUNNY BRO

Letter #208 (draft 1) Why are you interested in his relationship with his wife? Do you like him? Has that shithead been hitting on you? Because if he has, I’ll arrange for one of his own transport trucks to run him over and then back up to plow into him in reverse! There’ll be nothing left of that dickwad other than a red fucking stain on the road! I crumple my letter and throw it in the trash can. Fucking hell!