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"At once the wound gushed blood as black as clouds, as when a woman from Maeonia or Caria stains ivory with purple to make a horse's cheek piece, which is stored inside an inner chamber, and great numbers of charioteers are longing to possess it [...] - Menelaus, so were your handsome thighs all stained with blood, so were your handsome calves and shapely ankles."

Homer is so horny for his bloodstained boys.