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"The problem wasn't that Maggie hated Christmas; the problem was that Christmas hated Maggie. Every terrible thing that had ever happened to her had occurred with a backdrop of carols and lights, and eventually, Maggie had no choice but to start taking it personally."
— Dec 23, 2025 02:45AM
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Gee Rothvoss
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"Maggie looked down at her hands. They were chapped and raw but not quite bleeding. They looked like the rest of her felt."
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— Dec 23, 2025 10:36AM
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