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THATS AN INSANE LEAP IN CONCLUSIONS OMFG

they are SO FUCKING HORNY

so this story is clearly inspired by the thing and directly references it, but I think the biggest difference is the Science they describe doesn’t have as much research behind it so it feels just BARELY realistic

if I had a nickel for every time I’ve heard about a vagina where it shouldn’t be id have two nickels. the other was in brand new cherry flavor- AN ARMPIT PUSSY IS CRAZY WORK

OMFG

THE THING IS HORNEYYYYYY

ohhhh she a FREAK freak. jerking off to a picture of bacteria and killing an ant incidentally actually crazy work