Danielle Parker’s Reviews > The House in the Cerulean Sea > Status Update
Danielle Parker
is 2% done
Look, 2% is 2%. I’m trying okay 😭 whimsy start which is funnnn but I have zero clue where this book could go cause I did NOT read the synopsis lol. I’m mostly reading to figure out why the cover says the book is “big gay blanket”
Basically doing it for the plot, literally.
— Dec 24, 2025 07:09AM
Basically doing it for the plot, literally.
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Danielle Parker
is 99% done
Baby, I finished this book the same day I gave my last update. I couldntttttt putter down! “Don’t you wish you were here?” HELL YEAH! Take me there neow, I’m literally begging! This book embodies lying on your stomach, giggling, swinging your feet in the air. Similar feeling that I had when reading “Be Ready When the Luck Happens” by Ina Garten and so I gotta give her a fiver! I don’t make the rules!
— Jan 26, 2026 06:04PM
Danielle Parker
is 70% done
These kids are my babies and I love them dearly. I’m giving “MOMMA TALK” by Tyler the Creator behind these kids, ZERO games are being played 🙂↔️
And the slow burn? Chef’s kiss. Linus wrote that last letter like “my man, my man, my man”😏
Question tho, is why is Mister EX the one writing all the EUM letters??? And it’s starting to get spooky ooky cause what’s in the basement?! Bodies?!
— Jan 24, 2026 04:16PM
And the slow burn? Chef’s kiss. Linus wrote that last letter like “my man, my man, my man”😏
Question tho, is why is Mister EX the one writing all the EUM letters??? And it’s starting to get spooky ooky cause what’s in the basement?! Bodies?!
Danielle Parker
is 26% done
I love these children! Certified yappers! Anddddd I THINK I’m picking up what the author is putting down 👁️👁️🏳️🌈👨❤️💋👨lol
— Jan 21, 2026 04:26AM
Danielle Parker
is 15% done
Can’t sleep 🙄, so I read a bit. Still very whimsy and I love the writing style/detail! I mean the man’s name is LINUS! And some of the characters are so funny. Does Mrs. Klapper need to mind her business? Yes. Do I want her to? No! It feels very light but mysterious so far. I have a feeling that now he’s arrived to the island, I won’t be able to put the book down moving forward!
— Jan 20, 2026 03:07AM

