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“Because I have a whole-ass ham to worry about. I can’t go starting conversations I don’t have the time to finish.” I don’t mention that we barely even talk about the weather these days.
“Be careful where you place your verbal commas,” Veronica says, unable to stop being a teacher ever. “Sounded like you said ass-ham. A ham made of ass.”
— 2 hours, 14 min ago
“Be careful where you place your verbal commas,” Veronica says, unable to stop being a teacher ever. “Sounded like you said ass-ham. A ham made of ass.”
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“The moral of that story is the presents don’t matter.”
“Maybe in a perfect Seuss-world, but come on. If you were a child, how would you feel if you woke up on Christmas morning knowing Santa hadn’t been there?”
— 38 minutes ago
“Maybe in a perfect Seuss-world, but come on. If you were a child, how would you feel if you woke up on Christmas morning knowing Santa hadn’t been there?”
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“Remember when we were kids and we believed in Santa sight unseen? Just know there’s the right opportunity around the corner for you if you believe hard enough.” As I drove off, “Believe” by Josh Groban came on the radio. There was a little comfort to be found in that glorious man’s soothing baritone.
— 1 hour, 12 min ago
