Bridget’s Reviews > Colin Gets Promoted and Dooms the World > Status Update

“‘Mr. Samuels would like me to slaughter fewer people overall, and devote more time instead to improving my organizational skills.’
‘Huh.’
‘I have also forgotten how to use Microsoft Teams,’ she confided. ‘We didn’t have Teams in the Abyss.’
‘I guess the Abyss isn’t that bad after all,’ I joked weakly.”