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Jacque
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What started as a hilarious tale of Jonathan, an apprentice realtor, trying to get Dracula (an undead vampire Jonathan knows nothing about) signed, sealed, delivered into a new flat in London, away from this weird and creepy Transylvania, turns to Jonathan dodging many trials and Dracula seeking revenge on his loved ones only to find Van Helsing has put together the dumbest hunting party in history. Dracula dies.
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Jacque
is on page 252 of 757
I still have yet to see signs of intelligence from this crew of vampire hunters.
— Dec 21, 2025 12:02AM
Jacque
is on page 226 of 757
Still waiting for ANYONE to not be a complete idiot.
— Dec 16, 2025 12:13AM
Jacque
is on page 217 of 757
I stand by this. The people in this book hunting Dracula are all idiots.
— Dec 14, 2025 11:55PM
Jacque
is on page 166 of 757
This is a giant book, with small text on thin paper, containing multiple stories. I’ll finish it one day. As for the Dracula scientists, they’re all idiots.
— Dec 05, 2025 12:03AM
Jacque
is on page 148 of 757
JEZUS to end a chapter between researcher and Lucy’s ex lover that the person biting children in the necks was not Dracula, but was the thought dead and buried Lucy. That’s how you fuck shit up and end a chapter between researcher
— Dec 03, 2025 12:13AM
