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Wouter van Noort
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I knew it would come down to me to try to find a way to fix this.
Dustbin kept the rodents under control, I kept the humans under control. I have to admit I think his job is easier though, even though I'm not keen on rodents.
— Dec 26, 2025 03:12AM
Dustbin kept the rodents under control, I kept the humans under control. I have to admit I think his job is easier though, even though I'm not keen on rodents.
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I was hoping they would take videos of us, because cats were the most popular thing on social media, I was pretty sure.
It seemed there was no end to our usefulness.
— 9 hours, 23 min ago
It seemed there was no end to our usefulness.
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The day of the auditions was here. I was both excited and relieved. Excited because we cats would find out what our part in the Nativity show was, besides being the masterminds behind it, of course.
— 20 hours, 15 min ago
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'Meow.' I had twenty-four hours to come up with the best idea ever.
— Dec 27, 2025 02:51PM
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'Hi Alfie,' Claire said, picking me up and giving me a cuddle. 'I've started making lists for Christmas. We both love Christmas don't we?'
— Dec 27, 2025 03:12AM
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I'm Alfie, if you haven't met me before, and George is my kitten, although he's not exactly a kitten anymore. I am a doorstep cat, which means I have more than one home, more than one family that I spend time with.
— Dec 25, 2025 12:16PM
