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He’s in love with Betty.

But Betty just found the revenge plans and Dwight knows thy were together. Believing that he manipulated her when that’s not the truth.

Ansel took the ornament

They are officially dating.
He comes over spreading chocolate covered cherries on her. The she ties popcorn hard and over his penis do his parents to walk in to the most akward exchange.

Betty and Max go down on eachother in front of the fire after she dry humps him and tells him she believes him

A blizzard hits and Max and Betty lose power. He goes to check on her after Storee hasn’t heart from her to see she is shaking frozen on the couch. So he brings her and her tarantula buzz to his house where he turns the fire on gives her tea and soup and puts her in the mattress. She tells him she believes him not Dwight and asks to cuddle him for body heat.

Dwight hates Max because in high school he put an ornament on the town tree wishing his girlfriend would be cancer free. For the it’s ment to be gone, she died right after Christmas and determined he stole it. He goes off on Betty.

At the Christmas Cupid they keep kissing under the mistletoe getting to know eachother more. She doesn’t know what Dwight has against him.

Betty and Max are forced time together after Storee makes a plan for Flo to have a diaper blowout during the fruitcake competition. Max confesses that he really likes her and drives her home when her car won't start, she sees he's a good guy.

Max decides he’s going to booby trap Betty until she falls in love with him to stop her from taking his tree farm away with Dwight his enemy.

Max hears new people moving onto the land by his. In a moment of idiocy he tries to sneak to peak where he is met with a 2-literally to the face and arrest of 3rd degree trespassing.

Betty who threw the bottle lives there on her Uncle Dwight’s farm who wants to open another tree farm.