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Chris Almeda
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Everything is Green: ⭐️⭐️1/2
This is also a slightly better version of here and there. But the last couple lines kind of do just throw a wrench in it.
— Dec 26, 2025 07:23PM
This is also a slightly better version of here and there. But the last couple lines kind of do just throw a wrench in it.
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Chris Almeda
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Westward the Course of Empire Takes its Way: ⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2
This was a pain in the ass to read just like Infinite Jest but it doesn’t have the same payoff. It’s a commentary on another short story collection I haven’t read, which is really allegorical for a commentary on literature and postmodern society that would inform the rest of DFW’s career. Just a little bit over my head tbh. Sorry.
— Dec 28, 2025 04:00PM
This was a pain in the ass to read just like Infinite Jest but it doesn’t have the same payoff. It’s a commentary on another short story collection I haven’t read, which is really allegorical for a commentary on literature and postmodern society that would inform the rest of DFW’s career. Just a little bit over my head tbh. Sorry.
Chris Almeda
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Say Never: ⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2
This is just a slightly better version of here and there.
— Dec 26, 2025 07:16PM
This is just a slightly better version of here and there.
Chris Almeda
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My Appearance: ⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2
This is the most overtly and straightforwardly DFW has laid out his ideas on postmodern irony vs sincerity.
— Dec 26, 2025 07:08PM
This is the most overtly and straightforwardly DFW has laid out his ideas on postmodern irony vs sincerity.
Chris Almeda
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Here and There: ⭐️⭐️1/2
It’s a short story about people in a relationship who can’t communicate with each other. I would’ve figured this would be one of the best stories here.
— Dec 26, 2025 06:00PM
It’s a short story about people in a relationship who can’t communicate with each other. I would’ve figured this would be one of the best stories here.
Chris Almeda
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John Billy: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
This one is fire because it’s DFW at his best—writing from the perspective of a big dumbass telling a ridiculous story and then getting fucked at the end. This comes back up in Infinite Jest.
— Dec 26, 2025 03:05PM
This one is fire because it’s DFW at his best—writing from the perspective of a big dumbass telling a ridiculous story and then getting fucked at the end. This comes back up in Infinite Jest.
Chris Almeda
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Lyndon: ⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2
This one is really good but seems a little weird. Not sure why we’re choosing Lyndon Johnson but not going very far into who he really was.
— Dec 26, 2025 03:03PM
This one is really good but seems a little weird. Not sure why we’re choosing Lyndon Johnson but not going very far into who he really was.
Chris Almeda
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Girl with Curious Hair: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Guy from Naperville becomes an edm kid. Loved that we clarified her penis shaped hair was shaped specifically like an erect penis. Made me think it would’ve been funnier if it was flaccid and just hung over her face.
— Dec 26, 2025 02:58PM
Guy from Naperville becomes an edm kid. Loved that we clarified her penis shaped hair was shaped specifically like an erect penis. Made me think it would’ve been funnier if it was flaccid and just hung over her face.
Chris Almeda
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Luckily the Account Representative Knew CPR: ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Nice little prose exercise. Some signature DWF streams of consciousness.
— Dec 25, 2025 02:15PM
Nice little prose exercise. Some signature DWF streams of consciousness.
Chris Almeda
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Little Expressionless Animals: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Really strong opener. Some of the existential dread about existence and self comes up in the broom of the system, and we get even more here. Really interesting to early versions of concepts eventually maxed out in infinite jest.
— Dec 25, 2025 02:13PM
Really strong opener. Some of the existential dread about existence and self comes up in the broom of the system, and we get even more here. Really interesting to early versions of concepts eventually maxed out in infinite jest.

