Trash’s Reviews > Mistborn: The Final Empire > Status Update

Dismemberment and being flayed alive and my magic ring stayed attached to my skin the whole time. Dang it, never thought someone would just pull it off and crazy no one tried over hundreds of years 🪦

We put our creative hat on, but it doesn’t work. We ass pull a monster, but it doesn’t help much. Curtains begin to close as the God Emperor’s soapbox temper tantrum begins

Mistress, didn’t we speak about running about in only your undergarments?

We make uh oh choices and meet past and future Lord Palpatine

It was all planned out. Whatever, every kingdom needs an assassin so let’s go

Talk about anticlimactic death.

We have a good fight against what seems to be upper tier fodder. Pooped, the actual fighters arrive

Poor planning leads to uh oh totally not a trap for our friends. Let’s race in!

Our second master mind plan ends in a room filled with blood… again… we need a new planer

Story time ends abruptly and we start a war instead of dancing