Trash’s Reviews > Mistborn: The Final Empire > Status Update
Trash
is 97% done
We put our creative hat on, but it doesn’t work. We ass pull a monster, but it doesn’t help much. Curtains begin to close as the God Emperor’s soapbox temper tantrum begins
— Dec 29, 2025 12:34AM
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Trash
is 98% done
Dismemberment and being flayed alive and my magic ring stayed attached to my skin the whole time. Dang it, never thought someone would just pull it off and crazy no one tried over hundreds of years 🪦
— Dec 29, 2025 01:28AM
Trash
is 95% done
Mistress, didn’t we speak about running about in only your undergarments?
— Dec 28, 2025 11:57PM
Trash
is 94% done
We make uh oh choices and meet past and future Lord Palpatine
— Dec 28, 2025 07:27AM
Trash
is 91% done
It was all planned out. Whatever, every kingdom needs an assassin so let’s go
— Dec 28, 2025 06:13AM
Trash
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We have a good fight against what seems to be upper tier fodder. Pooped, the actual fighters arrive
— Dec 27, 2025 05:41AM
Trash
is 86% done
Poor planning leads to uh oh totally not a trap for our friends. Let’s race in!
— Dec 27, 2025 04:48AM
Trash
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Our second master mind plan ends in a room filled with blood… again… we need a new planer
— Dec 27, 2025 01:40AM
Trash
is 82% done
We kill and learn more about our star crossed lovers. She only tried to rob me, it’s better than being a spy!
— Dec 27, 2025 01:07AM
Trash
is 80% done
Story time ends abruptly and we start a war instead of dancing
— Dec 18, 2025 10:13PM
