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maja is 29% done

sounds like a 13 year old edgelord tumblr user with how he constantly refers to himself as “broken” 😭

— Dec 27, 2025 08:11AM

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maja’s Previous Updates

maja is 94% done

my husband detailing me going into labour (including the bit where he huffed all my laughing gas) would be grounds for divorce 😭

— Feb 21, 2026 03:26PM

maja is 85% done

— Feb 20, 2026 04:37AM

maja is 77% done

— Feb 19, 2026 09:54AM

maja is 67% done

we’ve made it to meghan thank god 🙏

— Feb 17, 2026 05:51PM

maja is 67% done

— Feb 17, 2026 05:50PM

maja is 64% done

— Feb 17, 2026 05:17PM

maja is 42% done

— Feb 03, 2026 02:25PM

maja is 21% done

— Dec 08, 2025 10:51AM

maja is 16% done

— Nov 13, 2025 01:05PM

maja is 11% done

“royals used to be divine, now we’re insects” ok pack it up millionaire millipede

— Nov 12, 2025 03:21AM

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