maja’s Reviews > Spare > Status Update

my husband detailing me going into labour (including the bit where he huffed all my laughing gas) would be grounds for divorce 😭

we’ve made it to meghan thank god 🙏

sounds like a 13 year old edgelord tumblr user with how he constantly refers to himself as “broken” 😭

“royals used to be divine, now we’re insects” ok pack it up millionaire millipede