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Luca Madison
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‘I am the bad guy’ IT COMES OUT OF NOWHERE THIS MAKES NO FUCKING SENNNNNNNSE OH MY GODDDDD
— Dec 27, 2025 11:12AM
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Luca Madison
is on page 430 of 464
hi sorry you can’t do a lazy ass personality 180 when we’ve been inside this dumb bitch’s head the entire time
— Dec 27, 2025 11:10AM
Luca Madison
is on page 406 of 464
maybe cishet women should just stop writing sex scenes actually
— Dec 27, 2025 10:59AM
Luca Madison
is on page 403 of 464
PUNCTUATION OF HIS HIPS??? ARE WE WRITING AN ESSAY NOW TOO??
— Dec 27, 2025 10:51AM
Luca Madison
is on page 402 of 464
digits?? you mean his own damn hand?? are we in math class?? are we doing multiplication tables?? maybe that would move the plot along.
— Dec 27, 2025 10:51AM
Luca Madison
is on page 401 of 464
‘sucks one breast’ the whole thing at once, just like kirby
— Dec 27, 2025 10:44AM
Luca Madison
is on page 400 of 464
MOST PRIVATE BUNDLE OF NERVES IS FRYING ME SO BAD
— Dec 27, 2025 10:41AM
Luca Madison
is on page 361 of 464
‘jealousy looks good on you’ the toxicity is going to make me vomit
— Dec 27, 2025 10:04AM
