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Already pissed off that the fmc is talking about herself as, "too tall and too thin. She thought her hips were too narrow ... She never wore make-up, because she had never really learned how to do it"
Or that her friend doesn't want her to talk about bread because, "Can't eat it. Goes straight to my hips."
Just. NO.
— Dec 28, 2025 02:24AM
Or that her friend doesn't want her to talk about bread because, "Can't eat it. Goes straight to my hips."
Just. NO.
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Aaaand I need a break from this book already:
Fmc's friends eats pancakes and bacon.
"Look at me," Izzy complained miserably. "I am disgusting. It's midnight and I am doing this to my body."
"There is nothing wrong with your body and you know it."
"There might be if I keep eating like this. Have you seen my aunts? They're all huge. That's my genes."
I do not find this funny.
— Dec 28, 2025 02:37AM
Fmc's friends eats pancakes and bacon.
"Look at me," Izzy complained miserably. "I am disgusting. It's midnight and I am doing this to my body."
"There is nothing wrong with your body and you know it."
"There might be if I keep eating like this. Have you seen my aunts? They're all huge. That's my genes."
I do not find this funny.
