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Avery
is 26% done
this girl did not just call herself gen z 😭
“how do you do fellow kids!” Ass protagonist
— Dec 29, 2025 06:07AM
“how do you do fellow kids!” Ass protagonist
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Avery
is 97% done
This is actually the worst audiobook narrator voice I’ve ever heard
— Dec 31, 2025 11:36AM
Avery
is 50% done
Here are my predictions.
I think it was either the sister-in-law or Billy. I wasn't sure on Billy but then he sang a song clearly about her and it gave
"The reports said there was a tattoo
a butterfly on her shoulder
which I remembered that night
on my couch that I
like the shark
chewed on her lips and took off her shirt."
shout out buzzfeed unsolved & the shark
— Dec 30, 2025 06:18AM
I think it was either the sister-in-law or Billy. I wasn't sure on Billy but then he sang a song clearly about her and it gave
"The reports said there was a tattoo
a butterfly on her shoulder
which I remembered that night
on my couch that I
like the shark
chewed on her lips and took off her shirt."
shout out buzzfeed unsolved & the shark
