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"You kids know who that guy is?" Ilya asked.
"Shane Hollander!" most of them said at once.
"Really?" Ilya said, feigning shock. "You've heard of that guy?"
They laughed. One of the braver ones said, "He's the best player in the league."
"Okay, you're out of the race. Out of the pool. Out of Florida. Goodbye. Where's your dad?"
— Dec 29, 2025 02:03PM
"Shane Hollander!" most of them said at once.
"Really?" Ilya said, feigning shock. "You've heard of that guy?"
They laughed. One of the braver ones said, "He's the best player in the league."
"Okay, you're out of the race. Out of the pool. Out of Florida. Goodbye. Where's your dad?"
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"Is this the dock that you do yoga on?" he asked.
"No, I don't do yoga on here. This was just where the camera asked me to... wait. Did you watch that thing?"
"Yes. Was great. I needed help sleeping."
— Dec 30, 2025 02:18AM
"No, I don't do yoga on here. This was just where the camera asked me to... wait. Did you watch that thing?"
"Yes. Was great. I needed help sleeping."
Ms. Smartarse
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Ilya took [the phone] and entered his number into Hollander's contacts, under the name Lily. Hollander snorted when he saw it.
"Who should I be?" he asked as he picked up Ilya's phone from the dresser. "Shannon?"
"Jane," Ilya said.
"Jesus Christ," Hollander muttered as he typed.
"No. Just Jane."
— Dec 29, 2025 05:49AM
"Who should I be?" he asked as he picked up Ilya's phone from the dresser. "Shannon?"
"Jane," Ilya said.
"Jesus Christ," Hollander muttered as he typed.
"No. Just Jane."
