Pirate’s Reviews > Lights Out > Status Update

“Golden retriever stalker.”
LOL 😂

I have come to believe that everybody has some stripe of 🌶️ romance that works for them.
And most of us are gonna be hella surprised we discover the one that clicks.
Just sayin. 😉

Kinda here for a stalkee who is as unhinged as their stalker.

Seen this reviewed as “Dark, but not toxic”.

To quote Bill Hicks… “F*@k it; found my brand.”

Yeah, this is more my vibe than the 🌶️ monsterfuckers.

I tried the “Monsterf*cker” romances, but they didn’t click. I think I worried about worldbuilding too much.

I know how social media and hospitals work, so with this I can just delve into the dysfunctional relationship and smut.

Liking it so far.