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“You just said you were going to get so much gold that you weren’t going to be able to carry it,” I said.
“So how are you going to move it if you can’t carry it?”
“Oh,” Lartin said. “Well, shit.”
MY GOD AUSHJDLFKADKF
— Dec 30, 2025 06:55AM
“So how are you going to move it if you can’t carry it?”
“Oh,” Lartin said. “Well, shit.”
MY GOD AUSHJDLFKADKF
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THESE CHAPTER TITLES ARE INSANE IN WHAT CONTEXT COULD THIS CHAPTER EVER BE TITLED “PLEASE DONT MAKE MY NIPPLES EXPLODE”
— Dec 30, 2025 06:59AM
Ace Swervey
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Oh my god thehre fucjing bickering as the villain BEGS to monologue to them and for them to jusf LISTEN TO HIS MONOLOGUE
Already amused by these assholes
— Dec 20, 2025 02:46AM
Already amused by these assholes
