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nat is 42% done

COLLINS— I DON’T KNOW IF YOU STILL INHALE THESE LIKE YOU USED TO, BUT I SAW THEM IN THE MACHINE AND THOUGHT OF YOU.
—A P.S. MY BOOK SMELLS LIKE YOUR PERFUME AND IT’S DISTRACTING AS HELL

so cute 🥹

— Dec 30, 2025 08:37AM

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nat is 76% done

But she'd always been it for me.
The standard.
Dani Collins-that was my type.
Period.
I just hoped I was her type.

😝😝

— Dec 30, 2025 07:15PM

nat is 74% done

Oh my God, he kisses like he plays hockey.

AGHHHHH

— Dec 30, 2025 07:06PM

nat is 66% done

Alec: Also I like the braids.
Me: Prepare to see them whip past you tomorrow when I break free with a clapper.
Alec: That is the most adorable thing you’ve ever said to me.

i’m so obsessed with them 🥹

— Dec 30, 2025 04:21PM

nat is 61% done

“Have I told you that you have nice legs, Collins?”

EXCUSE ME JOEY LYNCH

— Dec 30, 2025 10:06AM

nat is 60% done

I wished I didn’t know that her lip gloss tasted like cherries. Suddenly I’ve got a killer sweet tooth.

AHHHHH

— Dec 30, 2025 10:02AM

nat is 59% done

She was so pretty, holy shit.

he’s so obsessed it’s adorable 🤭

— Dec 30, 2025 09:59AM

nat is 49% done

“Please let me kiss you please let me kiss you please let me kiss you please let me kiss you, Dani,” I muttered, looking into her eyes and groveling. “I just hate that fucker so much and this is going to kill him please fucking let me kiss y—”

AHHHH SILENTLY SCREAMING RN

— Dec 30, 2025 09:05AM