Braelynn Pranger’s Reviews > Forged in Blood > Status Update

i’m just gonna finish this book and return it bc i can’t even stan the thought of it being on my shelf haunting me

this is agonizing

this is literal hell

she literally just made the earth shake from an orgasm
all they did was kiss and touch her a lil bit btw 🫩

“no idea abt what?” “how much the three of us want to fuck you” WHAT THE HELLY? WHY ARE ALL THESE CHARACTERS SO FUCKING FREAKED OUT?? please stop talking about this shit i jus want to know what ophelia is even tho she’s the most pathetic fmc ive ever read abt and i would definitely fucking bully her like penelope
the author only wrote this book so that she could goon to three dudes and a fat pink hair girl

“how the fuck has life made this incredible girl feel so worthless?”
MAYBE YOU AND YOUR DUMBASS VAMPIRE BUDDIES BULLYING HER 24/7 STUPID ASS HOE
“i know that she is everything” oh my lord what is so fascinating about this damn girl besides her fucking pink hair and body like FUCK
AND CAN FMC ACT HER DAMN AGE “stomps her foot” “checks pink as hair” why are u acting like a toddler ur 19 years old🫩

i literally can’t read this dude my eyebrows are going to fall off by the end of the book from crumpling them so much
“that’s a good little cupcake” WTF?? The cupcake nickname is going to make me explode
like th author is trying way to hard to make them each have a nickname for her but out of all the names?? cupcake??
“hotter and wetter by the second” ophelia bumps into a guy and immediately gets horny

god this book is so cringe it’s a miracle i’ve read this far
like why does the fmc keep fucking crying dude yes u had a hard life but surely tears don’t come out of your eyes this much.
and if the three vampires are so bad why are u so horny for them tf. THEY WERE LITERALLY GOING TO RAPE YOU AND UR ATTRACTED TO THEM??

this book is honestly all over the place and super duper cringe like OPHELIA GIRL STOP STUTTERING
and the nickname cupcake? eugh cringe
this is honestly giving me wattpad vibes but i spent 20 dollars on this book and if i dnf it i will cry