Status Update

Penelope is 71% done

— Dec 30, 2025 01:45PM

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Penelope’s Previous Updates

Penelope is 85% done

“She took hold of his magna erectus fallus” please be so for real I’m actually dead.

— Jan 05, 2026 01:36PM

Penelope is 83% done

— Jan 05, 2026 01:23PM

Penelope is 65% done

— Dec 30, 2025 07:23AM

Penelope is 54% done

Giggling and kicking my feet

— Dec 29, 2025 12:20PM

Penelope is 50% done

— Dec 28, 2025 04:25PM

Penelope is 47% done

— Dec 23, 2025 10:36PM

Penelope is 31% done

— Dec 15, 2025 10:03PM

Penelope is 25% done

— Dec 15, 2025 09:43AM

Penelope is 16% done

— Dec 13, 2025 11:04PM

Penelope is 5% done

This is so good what do you mean that their parasols turn into helicopter blades

— Dec 13, 2025 10:12AM

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