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Maria ☆
is on page 148 of 310
"I could make a joke about riding a horse right now"
ANNA SPARROWS HAUNTING HER OWN DAMN NARRATIVE 😭
"So I guess I bring a more human sort of mentality to sex."
😂😭 SO MANY QUOTES READ LIKE MEMES I'M
— Dec 30, 2025 05:20PM
ANNA SPARROWS HAUNTING HER OWN DAMN NARRATIVE 😭
"So I guess I bring a more human sort of mentality to sex."
😂😭 SO MANY QUOTES READ LIKE MEMES I'M
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Maria ☆
is on page 68 of 310
lmao pregnancy revealed. once again reaffirming there ain't no man like beck. next chapter micah gets to find out that he's gonna be a dad lmao but i gotta go to bed
— Dec 28, 2025 04:34PM
Maria ☆
is on page 9 of 310
"I was a dragon. Micah was a horse. How could we possibly be compatible?"
Make this the tagline for the book i beg, i'm pissing myself laughing already this is the most unserious book BY FAR.
also i can't take horses seriously at all lol, check out OSP's series on Journey to the West and you'll see why 😂
— Dec 28, 2025 02:22PM
Make this the tagline for the book i beg, i'm pissing myself laughing already this is the most unserious book BY FAR.
also i can't take horses seriously at all lol, check out OSP's series on Journey to the West and you'll see why 😂
