finneas’s Reviews > The Last Unicorn > Status Update

"no cat anywhere ever gave anyone a straight answer." so true

"i will keep nothing near me that does not make me happy."
he mariekondo'd his shit ages ago

you haven't illuminated a manuscript in years 😒

"the soup's no thicker than sweat"
sentence that immediately made me wanna vom. imagining sweat soup 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

"ill turn you into a bad poet with dreams!" 😭😂

she needs a red bull! get her an energy drink stat!!!!

nooo leave her alone 😭