finneas’s Reviews > The Last Unicorn > Status Update

idk anything about king lear. is that supposed to be the same guy? hm
anyway. good book

how can one really be a king without a castle or even a house and only a destroyed town to rule over 🤔

"no cat anywhere ever gave anyone a straight answer." so true

"i will keep nothing near me that does not make me happy."
he mariekondo'd his shit ages ago

"the soup's no thicker than sweat"
sentence that immediately made me wanna vom. imagining sweat soup 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

"ill turn you into a bad poet with dreams!" 😭😂

she needs a red bull! get her an energy drink stat!!!!

nooo leave her alone 😭

"you're my pickle face, consumptive mary jane"
well alrighty then!