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Heather ~*dread mushrooms*~ is 24% done

Maybe I can be good for Zeph. Maybe she can be the woman for me. We’ll be two meth heads trying to keep each other clean. What could go wrong with that?

— Jan 13, 2017 12:39PM

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Heather ~*dread mushrooms*~ is 97% done

“Zeph, by the time I can put a baby in you, we are going to be so emotionally stable.”

— Jan 17, 2017 12:28PM

Heather ~*dread mushrooms*~ is 70% done

“I’m not you, Zeph!”

“You are, though. You’re pretty much exactly me. We’re the same fucking person, and that’s why you are such... such a fucking disappointment."

— Jan 16, 2017 05:48PM

Heather ~*dread mushrooms*~ is 43% done

“I feel like you’re trying to convince me that we don’t need condoms, but fuck that. If you impregnate me, I’m going to devour you like a praying mantis.” I pin Zeph against the wall and kiss her hard, because her threatening to kill or mutilate me is always so hot.

— Jan 15, 2017 09:22PM

Heather ~*dread mushrooms*~ is 43% done

I [...] kiss her before I go flush the condom. The broken condom. Fuck. I need to buy some that fit better. Zeph joins me in the bathroom and grabs us both washcloths and towels [...].

“So how do you feel about having more kids?” I ask casually.

“Damn, man. We’ve been having sex for one day, and you’re trying to impregnate me?”