Heather ~*dread mushrooms*~’s Reviews > Cravings and Triggers > Status Update

“Zeph, by the time I can put a baby in you, we are going to be so emotionally stable.”

“I feel like you’re trying to convince me that we don’t need condoms, but fuck that. If you impregnate me, I’m going to devour you like a praying mantis.” I pin Zeph against the wall and kiss her hard, because her threatening to kill or mutilate me is always so hot.

I [...] kiss her before I go flush the condom. The broken condom. Fuck. I need to buy some that fit better. Zeph joins me in the bathroom and grabs us both washcloths and towels [...].

“So how do you feel about having more kids?” I ask casually.

“Damn, man. We’ve been having sex for one day, and you’re trying to impregnate me?”

Maybe I can be good for Zeph. Maybe she can be the woman for me. We’ll be two meth heads trying to keep each other clean. What could go wrong with that?

I know what crazy looks like from looking in the mirror, and that’s probably how I die.

Well, well, well, Sani. Showing some restraint, I see. *eyes suspiciously*