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"How many dogs exactly?"
"Some. Maybe one, to start. And then he needs a friend, so two. Maybe they don't like each other we get number three to be, um..."
"A mediator?"
"Okay. Maybe, yes."
"And if they don't like that one?"
"The fourth dog will--"
— Jan 01, 2026 01:14PM
"Some. Maybe one, to start. And then he needs a friend, so two. Maybe they don't like each other we get number three to be, um..."
"A mediator?"
"Okay. Maybe, yes."
"And if they don't like that one?"
"The fourth dog will--"
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Svetlana covered her mouth with one hand, eyes still wide. He could tell she was smiling, though.
"Ilya," she finally said. "Holy shit."
"Yes."
She grinned wickedly at him. "Did you fuck every woman in Canada and had to move on to men?"
— Jan 02, 2026 04:16AM
"Ilya," she finally said. "Holy shit."
"Yes."
She grinned wickedly at him. "Did you fuck every woman in Canada and had to move on to men?"
