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sum1calzone
is on page 34 of 547
It’s slow, it’s painfully slow. Minus Diaz and -the amazing, wonderful- Baptiste I would put this down right now. And someone please tell me why there’s a whole other main character that isn’t even remotely talked about in the little blurb about the book???
Can’t even lie rn I started reading a bit of Hazelthorn and I loved it so much I’m gonna power through this to read it. Wish me luck, 547 pages later
— Jan 01, 2026 01:23PM
Can’t even lie rn I started reading a bit of Hazelthorn and I loved it so much I’m gonna power through this to read it. Wish me luck, 547 pages later
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sum1calzone
is on page 546 of 547
Okay I’m basically done I just want a moment to go over this before I completely finish it.
— Jan 22, 2026 10:32AM
sum1calzone
is on page 501 of 547
Uh so cousin is actually really the only normal person here and doesn’t even want to marry her for love. Uh spoiler bro full dies. It’s actually going pretty good.
— Jan 21, 2026 10:19AM
sum1calzone
is on page 436 of 547
so uh the princess ain’t a princess and her not-so cousin wants to marry her???
— Jan 20, 2026 10:10AM
sum1calzone
is on page 369 of 547
Bro… they have defiled Diaz and Vigga’s friendship.
— Jan 14, 2026 09:57AM
sum1calzone
is on page 250 of 547
Still don’t like Alex everyone else is pretty chill chat. TA is saving my reading rn.
— Jan 12, 2026 09:42AM
sum1calzone
is on page 184 of 547
Okay so teachers assistant is basically just a glorified free period. I literally have a free study hall/readers choice class and it looks decent on my transcript.
Anyways it’s good, still boring but good.
— Jan 08, 2026 09:58AM
Anyways it’s good, still boring but good.

