Jessica’s Reviews > Secrets of the Void > Status Update

Proteus: “i am scary monster boi and can eff you up, hooman lady.” 😠
Ellie: “aww you think I’m a real human? I’m flattered.” 🥰
Proteus: “this isn’t normal. she ain’t right.” 😰

Proteus is such a bratty baby. 😂 Ellie isn’t giving him the scared reaction that he wants so his response is to hype her up on why her life is important so that maybe she can worry about it a little more during his temper tantrums. 👶🏻🍼

First impression of Proteus: cannot confirm but I think Emma Hamm watches the same movies as me. I’m envisioning a cross between Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein creature, the vampire Lestat, with a dash of Nosferatu and, yes, I too am having fun with his spooky pookie goth boy vibe. 💀 🥀 🖤